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Archive for September, 2009
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
This weekend, I spent a little time out of state. Can you guess where?
No, this is not the Swiss Alps, so don’t start singing Edelweiss (like I did. They didn’t like that.) It’s Mt. Rainier, near Seattle, Washington!
Now, as some of you may have guessed, I’m not what you call ‘outdoorsy’. I like cities. I like noise and people, and being able to ignore that noise and those people in a superior way because I’ve been a city dweller so long they don’t phase me. I don’t hike. I power-walk avenue blocks like a supermodel Olympian in 4 inch heels. (Ok, the supermodel thing may be a stretch, and the four-inch heels may eerily resemble Converse All Stars, but still…) Little did I know just how much my quads would be burning after taking a mountain-side stroll. Oh what a beautiful place, but oh what pain!!!!
Seriously though, this got me thinking about fish out of water stories. What happens when you put a city girl in the middle of a ginormous national park? What happens when the country boy comes to the city? (Hopefully something less bleak than Midnight Cowboy. I write happy romances, after all.) Fish out of water stories are great because they provide instant, relatable conflict. Who among us hasn’t felt a little ill-at-ease when in a new situation? Great fodder for story telling. And relatable to my next project, which I was little bit stuck on, and now I know where to go next.
So, the next time you get stuck on your magnum opus, and it seems like climbing a mountain would be easier than working on it… try climbing the mountain! Or do something else that’s outside your normal. It worked for me…
Happy Reading (and Writing), everyone!
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Friday, September 25th, 2009
I just read a very interesting rant over at Publisher’s Weekly, about the short shrift the romance genre receives at some large chain book franchises. And I have to say, I agree overall with the tone of the post. Some large chain stores look down on Romance. Now note, this is not corporate policy – it can’t be, Romance is the top selling genre in mass market! And I have been in large chain stores that have rows upon rows of Romance, the titles lovingly featured in the front display racks, everything you could hope for. But there are those few individual stores that don’t have salespeople that read our genre and therefore can’t recommend, or the old prejudices come up (i.e. “Those books are all the same” “They’re girl porn,” “Bodice-rippers,” etc.), and the romance novels get shoved aside… or in the case of my local mass chain back in New York, shoved into the back row of the top floor, where they store the folding chairs.
Sometimes, those uneducated salespeople look down on you, and can make you feel awfully small when you ask them for help or recommendations, so what should we as avid readers do? Educate them, of course! Now, some people might say that the manager is the person to talk to about book placement in stores, the profitability of individual orders, and the strength of romance sales. I prefer a far more insidious approach. Weasel into their brains, one salesperson at a time. The following is my five-step process for such situations:
- Isolate the Weak from the Herd.
You enter the store. Maybe it’s the morning. You bewilderedly look around, trying to find your favorite books. The ones with the pretty covers and exotic titles. Not finding what you’re looking for with ease, hunt down a sales person. Not the ones at checkout, or the ones shelving books. Get the one that’s behind the info counter. The one that’s a little bored, a little tired. The one whose coffee hasn’t kicked in yet.
- Look ‘em Dead in the Eye.
Don’t let that superciliously raised eyebrow of a 19-year-old salesclerk make you feel ashamed that you’re asking for a title that could only be found in the romance genre. Tell them what you want, and they have to find it for you. Period.
- Make ‘em Find it.
Say you’re in the store on the release day of your favorite author’s ultimate installment in her long running series that you’ve been following religiously for a decade. But the salesclerk says the book hasn’t come in yet, or probably more accurately, is still in boxes in the back. This is when you ask, kindly and sweetly, if they could go get it for you. Yes, all the way from the back room, in the newly arrived boxes. They’ll do it. They have to. And this has the added benefit of making them crack open those boxes, and maybe, just maybe, putting the books on the shelves a little more on time than they had originally set out to.
- Show ‘em your Smarts.
When our hypothetical young salesclerk comes back, twenty minutes later, your book in hand, thank them profusely for it. Make your passion for the romance genre known. Then hit them with your knowledgeability about the book: “You know, this book is going to debut on the New York Times best-seller list, you should probably have them displayed prominently.” Or, “I know I won’t be the last person today to ask for this book – it’s got a huge buzz on the web.” Possibly, if you’re feeling bold, “I don’t know why you don’t shelve more romance books – they’re the best-selling genre by a mile!” For good measure, you can make a phone call to your high-profile job with the CIA or an international humanitarian think-tank while you’re at it. Then, phone call complete, thank the kid again, and hold your head high as you go to pay for your book. Trust me, that salesclerk – young and coffee-deprived – will think about that exchange through the rest of the morning.
- Repeat.
Every couple months or so. And get your romance-reading friends in on the rotation.
Ok, ok so other approaches might be more direct, but I like mine. It turns the tables. If you do it right, you can make a salesclerk feel ashamed of their lack of book-knowledge.
Thoughts? How would you go about educating someone about the romance genre?
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Thursday, September 24th, 2009
There is something new and interesting about my blog page on my website — can you guess what it is? Could it be that nifty sidebar on the right with search functions and archives and categories like regular blogs have? Maybe its this little thing at the bottom of the page that says “RSS Feed”? The ability to comment on individual posts? OR is it this:

The Ability to post pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The amount of exclamation points alone should tell you how happy I am. That’s right, the changes to my blog are complete, and I could not be happier. My first blog format was great, perfect for a completely un-savvy computer user, but I’ve learned a little over the past year or so, and therefore know better what I want… and also what widgets are. I no longer have to limit myself to just text. I can link things, I can post media if I wanted to (but I’m too scared to try) and I can post as many pictures as I want. Like this one:

My office area with inscrutable handwriting on my big white board. Book 4 plot!
Or a picture of me with straight hair, which I find hysterical because it tends to freak people out:

I know what you’re thinking: I’m about 5 years behind the times in terms of blogging. All this cool stuff I’m crowing over is standard on your average blog format, from livejournal to blogspot. To you I would say… don’t squelch my happy, guys. I have parents for that.
Other news: Outline for the next book has been turned in, and I can’t wait to start writing it! So much so, I think I won’t wait any longer…
Happy reading, everyone!
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
I posted the excerpt of my next book, The Summer of You, last week, and you guys are so amazing, I’ve received such a positive response. But, I did get asked the question more than once, “April? I have to wait till freaking April for this to come out?” Which is a legitimate question – the romance world is one of quick turnover. Readers are voracious, demanding the next when they close the page on the last. Why, in the midst of a series, have a year or more between books? The answer is quite complicated, but the short version is:
I suck.
I am not a terribly fast writer. I have a day job I love. I have research to do for the book. I have, er, laundry to do. Luckily, my lovely agent and editor know this about me and accept it. To allow me a writing schedule I can live with, my books have release dates about a year apart. Do my lovely agent and editor grumble about my molasses-like speed? Of course they do. Hell, *I* grumble about my molasses-like speed. But it’s the only way I know how to write a book.
“Okay,” you might say, “but then why post the excerpt and cover now? Why tease us so bloody far in advance?” (You’ll notice in our hypothetical conversation, I’ve made you British. You’re welcome.) Again, the answer is complicated, but it all comes down to:
I suck.
I had the info at my fingertips, the listing got posted to Amazon, and Goodreads, and all those other book sites, and I couldn’t not tell you what it was about then, now could I? So I got approval from the powers that be, and posted the Summer of You info. If you’re wretched about being teased and not having the book in your hot little hands, I sympathize. Feel free to blame me for your pain. I can take it.
This week, haircut. The summer straggle needs to go! (And, oh yeah, writing.)
Happy reading everyone!
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Monday, September 14th, 2009
I am incredibly excited today to announce the first of several changes on my website. Some content shifts, a newsletter feature for those who would like to join, and most awesomely…
An Excerpt of The Summer of You! You’ll find it on my bookshelf page. It’s being released on April 6th, 2010… I know! So far away! But trust me, it’ll be worth the wait.
Over the next few weeks, other new features will be popping up on the site, most excitingly, an RSS feed for my blog, so I don’t have to post it 7 different times on 7 different sites and you can subscribe and follow it at your leisure.
As for everything else, I spent the weekend holed up working on the next project, which wasn’t much fun as it was perfectly gorgeous here in Southern CA. But I only have myself to blame, getting into the same pressurized situation that deadlines always create, forcing me to whine and moan and racket around my apartment until I finally give in, sit down, and write.
Which is what I should be getting back to, right about now…
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Monday, September 7th, 2009
Oops.
I jumped the gun.
After I posted the cover art for The Summer of You last week (although not on my website blog, because of, you know, issues) I received the new and improved cover art! (and since I’m — GRRRRRRRR — still having trouble posting pictures here, head over to my facebook page http://www.facebook.com/katenoblewriter to check out the new one).
It’s not terribly different, but instead of the setting the scene during the day, its now set during a glorious summer sunset. I think they’re both beautiful, but I actually like this new one more, because it feels more connected to the book – there’s a lot that takes place for Lady Jane on that lake after sunset.
Now, as you may have noticed, I’m having some trouble with my blog, especially posting pictures. This prompted me to look into shifting some of the parameters of my blog (I want an RSS feed like I want chocolate. It’s becoming that necessary.) Then it got me into looking at tweaking some things on my website. THAT got me thinking I should put together a newsletter. So, long story short, there are going to be some changes around these parts in the coming weeks. I’ll keep you posted as the changes come into effect, but keep an eye out – I’m so excited about working out these kinks!
Until then, happy reading!
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